Welcome to Parker & McSorley’s, a blog from the minds of a former Jeopardy contestant, and the guy who prepped him for the sports questions. Within, you will find ultimately meaningless content that will expand your vocabulary and make you dumber for reading. We will humorously expound upon great literary works and give new meaning to man-child drivel. Our hope is to open your eyes to keen, clever observation and make you face palm our absurdity. In short, we are the keel and poop deck of an inevitably sinking ship. Enjoy.